The Answers Will Entertain You Like No One Else Can!
- JWB Post
- November 7, 2015
I have a horrible habit of browsing Facebook every now and then midst my work. The LadyBoss will now know why I’m so slow. *Facepalm!*
Anyhoo, during one of my mid-work browsing sessions, a random post appeared on my news feed and it said:
This Diwali, don’t burn patakas. Instead date a pataka.
This wasn’t a ‘discovery of the millennium’ kind of a moment for me. I am aware that women are often typecast as ‘patakas’ – Alia Bhat’s tattoo in the movie Humpty Sharma ki Dulhaniya confirms my supposition. But what really intrigued me enough to blog about this was the mindless curiosity that if women are patakas, what are men?
And lo and behold, within fractions of seconds this question was sent to a majority of contacts on my Whatsapp, and here are the results of the random inquisition:
Some people were as lost as Alice in the wonderland…
For some, this could have been an entrance exam question…
Some extended the cracker family. They were probably knee-deep into the Diwali aura.
And some were, well, so creative that they surpassed all sense and logic.
… and very interesting ones, that is.
And there were some others who made me laugh a little too hard.
Tell me your answers, and your favorite ones out of these, in the comments!