Love Wearing Yoga Pants? Get Ready To Serve Five Years In Prison.
- JWB Post
- February 16, 2016
In every possible case, yoga pants are the most comfortable companion of women. However, this pleasure will soon be snatched from the women of Helena.
Representative David Moore from Helena, Montana has introduced House Bill 365 in the House Judiciary Committee saying “Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway.”
The proposed bill would drastically expand the existing indecent exposure law to include any sort of expose of nipples – including men’s – or any clothing that “gives the appearance or simulates” buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple.
Whaaat???
That means men can wear shirts with fake nipples, but women cannot. Neither can go topless for any reason – again, including men – and yoga pants that reveal the shape of one’s buttocks are completely prohibited.
Walt Hill, a retired professor in Missoula, helped to draft HB 365. He said, “I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices. I believe this bill is written preserving that reputation.”
Seriously, are Yoga Pants a “provocative clothing”? Tell us your views.
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