50 First Dates

Sunday, January 22 2017, 08:42:27

50 First Dates

Draupadi gets a chance at her very own swayamvar after she loses a bet against her father. Her sly father could see that things wouldn’t work out with her daughter and her ‘over-the-top’ strange boyfriend, so he put forth a challenge.

“If you break up with your boyfriend in the next five months, you’ll marry a boy of my choice.”

And, these fifty dates are a reason for Draupadi to drop-pati.

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Date 18: Drop Pati & Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky Arrange A ‘Family Date’ With Parents

…Of Usain Bolt and baingan ka bharta “2 pm? But beta we have the Lithuanian team playing basketball at that time. I am rooting for Mindaugas Kuzminskas!” I groaned. [caption id="" align...
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Date 11: Thanks To This Confused Blind Date, Drop Pati Might Have Found THE Guy For Her

The fault in our stars “Shubh shubh bolo ki ye wala ladka pasand a jaye," mom whispers to dad. “I don’t know, maybe bhagya pratikul hai,” sometimes dad uses ‘shuddh’ Hindi words tha...
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Date 10: Drop Pati Does ‘Dhinka Chika’ With Salman Khan Fan

Remember my uncle who recommended the self-proclaimed feminist Ravi (Read: Feminazi Ravi)? Well, he was feeling so guilty about the whole episode, that he kept sending me Lindt chocolates and stra...
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Date Nine: When Feminist Drop Pati Met A Feminazi Guy

Daddy dearest cornered! “Icchadhari Naagin??? Bittoo tujhe aur koi nahi mila tha kya?” [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="1356"] Source: india-forums.com[/caption] I stifle a laugh a...
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Date Eight: OMG! Icchadhari Naagin Raids Drop Pati’s Date With Momma’s Boy

“Apka ladka shayari to nahi karta?” “Kya, aapko shayari pasand nhi? Bahut badhiya ji, phir to fix samajhiye.” Uh oh! I kinda don’t like this sudden inquisitiveness of my father, as he ...
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Date Seven: Drop Pati Meets A Shayar Boy & Receives Dirty Shayaris

After being fed-up with the matrimonial sites and running out of friends who had bachelor sons, this time, he had gone to visit a family astrologer to seek advice. Ice-cream Time (Read: New Date An...
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Date Six: See How Drop-Pati Handles Her Blind Date With A Gay Man

Saturday morning be like. “I want to hug and clap for you, Papa.” (Munches on onion poha) “Why?” (Folds newspaper) “Your continuous efforts to fix me with the right guy, even though...
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Date Five: Drop Pati Meets Oh-So-Handsome Boy But Everything Goes Apshagun

Mom, dad & I were silently seated at the dining table. Dinner was served, and I was drenched in the guilt of rejecting Vishnu. The sound of my spoon frequently clicking against the platter was cre...